Why should I give to 'That Lot'?. Charity starts at home....

Bah humbug. 

Why should I give to 'that lot'? They've been on TV since Geldof went out to Ethiopia in 1986, sitting there all mangy with flies on their eyes. Now it's that Muslamic lot, out there in Iraq and whatever, despite our heroes trying to help them. No gratitude, all they do is bomb us and try to come over here and take our jobs, whilst not speaking the language and they take our women, despite being in them arranged marriages. I mean, what's all that about? I say we close the borders, defend them from the evil threat from 'that lot'. 

And them charities, isn't it about time they started helping people like me? I mean, I've had cancer. I need some effing charity, not 'that lot', I've got no job, loads of kids on the way and I need to buy some cheap beer and 40 Mayfair a day somehow. Effing liberties, on my daytime TV begging for money with them kids so skinny their bellies pop out. How does that work? You stop eating and you get fat. They look ridiculous the lot of 'em.

Why should I give my hard earned giro to people like that? Our Queen has done her best, sending in our Royal troops to defend them from Saddam or bin Laden or whoever the latest one is. We killed them 2 troublemakers for them and they're still complaining. Not on my watch, I'll be helping heroes at the local Sports and Social club, waving her Majesty's Union Jack for the poor brave soldiers whilst I sit on my lazy arse offering out my opinions. 

The Daily Mail had it right the other day. 100,000 new Muslamics in the country in the last 12 months and 90% can't speak English. They were slagging off Diana down the Mosque too, apparently. You can't go to the shop any more without fearing for your life, they all walk around in gangs, spitting at me in my own country. They even want their own rules at my local school, with them masks on so you can only see their eyes. It's just wrong, our country, our rules, eff off back to where you came from if you don't like it Mohammed. 

And you knock on my door and ask me to give my money to 'that lot'. You say that we wouldn't need to help them if we didn't start wars over there so we can control the oil. You reckon that 98% of the worlds wealth is controlled by 2% of the people. If there's enough food to feed the world 3 times over why doesn't their Government sort it out? You talk about sustainable positive change, what are you a student or something? This is my home, you can't come in here telling me that only 70p can vaccinate a child against polio or whatever. Not in this house, mate. You reckon that for every one of our soldiers that gets injured, 100 of the local civilians in Afghanistan lose their limbs, lives and homes and that as it’s us causing the problems we should take some responsibility for our actions. Well they shouldn’t all be Taliban then, bombing us. Trying to tell me that we’re over there so we can increase opium production, to flood the UK market and drop the price, so the crime stats are down.

You know what I say? I say; "Charity starts at home pal" and slam the door shut on 'em. I know what I know, I like what I like and I call a spade a spade. You won't change me with your new fangled nonsense.

No Love, no idea, no wonder this country is on its knees (praying to Allah no doubt).

Jez

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