Death Sticks....

Death Sticks…

I think you should all stop smoking those death sticks. Remember what Superman used to do to old ‘Nick ‘O’ Teen’? He used to bash him and then crush his pack of fags, saying ‘I never say yes to a cigarette’. And let’s face it, Superman is pretty damn cool. Not as cool as Batman, but cool enough. Just saying, pack in the fags you lot. You’ve got too much to live for…

Meanwhile on planet Jez, fundraising is occurring. Last night after a brief but rather forceful appeal £182 was pledged! How’s about that then? That’s wonderful news. Becky and Hannah put in £50 each and a mystery donor pledged £30. But, the lucky winner of a hug and a kiss is Lee. You get to taste a winner buddy!

In all seriousness, I’m keen to raise as much as possible, so don’t think for one second that you’re going to escape my evil clutches. You can donate to my page simply by texting:

70070 and the message ‘BIGD69 £5’ for a £5 donation, ‘BIGD69 £10’ for a £10 donation etc. Simples…

So what is the thought of the day? There’s nothing in my mind, other than the need to beg you all to stop the death sticks. Give the money you would have spent to Royal Marsden Cancer Charity before it’s too late. Before you need them to dig you out of your self made hole. I can’t make it any clearer, smoking is the shits and it gives you cancer and stuff. Do you have kids? Then stop. Do you have grandkids? Then stop. Does anyone in the world love you? Then stop because they want you fit and healthy.

That’s my rant. I’m not apologising. Please just do it and stop pretending you’re cool by smoking behind the bike sheds, because you ain’t cool anymore, in fact, you might even get arrested like Kevin Webster did. That’s how uncool you’ve become.

Night..

One Love

Jez

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